I didn’t write much back when I smoked. I was too busy collecting experiences and calibrating the world in front of me to string it into sentences of cohesion. Reality, it seemed, was not what I had expected. I did not expect so much of the same. So much monotony. So much emptiness. It suited me. In a strangely comforting way, I triumphantly smiled when I flicked ash into the rain soaked, grimy streets and proclaimed that this was it.
I can’t even finish a cigarette without puking these days. I rode the smoke up to some sense of acceptance and let go of the stick that brought me there. Now I smoke when I’m alone for long enough and I want to jump into the past. To remember my early adulthood realizations. To feel deep enough to drown.
“Simon…” I tentatively ask the closed door. Light glowed out from its edges– promising, but no answer. I knocked. I hear a welcoming grumble from within and make my plea, “Hey I know this may be asking too much, but do you have a cigarette?”
The door opens to reveal my stoned roommate and he says he has tobacco but no papers. I think for a second of my lost skill. Rolling is not at all like riding a bike– my clumsy hands lost that muscle memory years ago. But then my face lights up remembering that I can size my cigarette however I want to, like back when I was recovering from being abroad and trying to let go of my vices. “I don’t really smoke anymore, so I can’t even finish a whole cigarette now.” I dumbly state after fiending for the thing I said I didn’t crave.
“I think I have some papers,” I say and immediately wander to the living room and ruffle through ‘the drug bag,’ now loaded up with miscellaneous crap from our recent move. I know I saw tobacco here a few days ago, thinking only for a second of the fact that I actually have tobacco and don’t need Simon for anything. But I’m on a mission to find it, and I procure the blue plastic corner I seek, flip the packet open and fumble for a paper. Nada.
“Never mind,” I call out from the living room before wandering back to his bedroom door and saying, “It’s ok, I’ll just go out to the van.”
“You’re going to the store right now?” He asks half incredulously, half indifferently.
“Nah, I’ve got some cigarettes in the van, I’m just being lazy.” Bullshit. I had just walked Penny around the block and hadn’t bothered to stop at the van. Plus, I still felt like the high school girl who had to let people know when she was doing something bad. Or, rather, I genuinely couldn’t finish a cigarette on my own and hoped by asking for one, I could share it.
“I’m not kidding though, I can’t smoke the whole thing I said. Do you want half a cigarette?”
Through friendly squinted eyes, he replies, “If you leave half on the porch, I’ll probably smoke it on my way to work tomorrow.” Clearly I was keeping him from netflix.
“Ok cool,” I say, and then grab my raincoat, slip on my shoes, clip on Penny’s leash, switch on the porch light, and slide the car keys into my pocket. Into the rainy night again. I wonder gently if there is a lighter in the van. I can picture one, but its the one on my windowsill. Maybe I will just grab the cigarettes and then walk back to the house before smoking. Still pondering when and how to smoke, I unlock the van and open the glovebox to reveal my old Spirits. An almost full box I’ve been carting around the country for nearly 8 months. I rummage around the center console feeling CDs, phone chargers, and finally an oblong plastic mass. Aha! A white lighter. Lucky.
Without hesitation, I pull out a little white stick, put it between my lips and light up. A question of whether it will stay lit in the rain flashes across my mind, and then I smile thinking of all the hundreds of times I have smoked in more torrential downpours than this. I take a couple deep breaths, reflecting inward. I think of the prematurely wrinkled lady smoking in her underwear on her porch. I think of the fat couple smoking in front of a South Carolina McDonald’s. I think of the drug addicts, twitchy and smoking at the bus stop. The smoke I exhale catches in the hood of my rain coat and I smell defeat. How did I ever think smoking was attractive?
But as I settle into the meditative inhale, exhale, deep breaths, the quiet, rainy Montford street fades and I’m lounging in a hot tub in Los Angeles. Pretty Young Thing. I was such a Pretty Young Thing. Hair cascading past my prized ass, lit cigarette in one hand, while the other tugs at my bikini strings, impressing no one but myself. I’m delicate and playful with the smoky exhales transforming me into a mysterious allure. In North Carolina, my arm softens at my side trying to remember the composure of a smoker– “think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand.”
Penny sniffs a spot under the car and I think of walking around the block another time, before ultimately deciding to just walk slowly back down the alley to home. Under the streetlamp I flashback to a dilapidated, familiar street in Cambodia. Skinny kids push each other on bikes through the potholes and I walk slowly towards the soup cart at the end of the street. Greasy hair coiled on top of my head and a cigarette between my fingers. I inhale all the humid, putrid smells of piled trash and laundry and cigarette smoke.
I exhale in North Carolina, dog leashed to my hips, and ask myself ‘Why do I remember that street?’ Of all places, I think. But then I inhale again and see myself sitting on the porch in southern Myanmar. The burmese cigarettes are weak, but perhaps that made them better suited to my sensitive system. Jeandre takes occasional drags of my cigarette and offers her wisdom: “Someone told me that all travelers smoke. If you aren’t a smoker before, you will become a smoker when you travel. And if you are a smoker already, you will smoke more.” I nodded in agreement.
Back home. I exhale again into the rainy streets of Montford, and Penny leads me down the alley home. I think of the water tower overlook in Newbury Park, I think of Xylon smoking in the backyard of dad’s house, I think of Eamon lighting up in the final streaks of blue daylight at mom’s month-long rental in Thousand Oaks. An entire story of my young adulthood flimsily stitched together in smoke. Was I still a smoker when I met Caleb? No, by then I was smoking mostly weed. I weened off tobacco in my summer days working at the State Parks. On lunch breaks, I’d drive up to El Matador and roll up a little tobacco– just enough to make me feel.
This was it.